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Ten Dead Odd Behaviours of a Boy I Know.

1. Using a large wad of paper towel as a plug for the kitchen sink.
    Reasons this is odd:
    There is a plug in the bathroom—just ask.
    You know you are not allowed to do dishes in someone else's house—offering is lovely but the offer has to be hollow (but not sound it).
    You know about the wet paper phobia I have and the possible reaction that will ensue when I rush in to stop you washing the dishes and touch the aforementioned wad. Eeuouw. That is so gross.
2. Being a 'Large Load' outside a person's window.
    Reasons this is odd:
    People are not large loads.
    Walking up and down outside someone's window at about four am, when it's dark and you are not actually expected for quite a few minutes more is a guaranteed way to scare the majority of their wits away for an extended time.