Ten Things that Could be Waiting for me at the Post Office.

1. First Aid certificate from St. John.
2. My new Dell netbook.
3. My new Cathy Reichs novel.
4. My new Paul Robinson novel.
5. My Bachelor degree. (This is what was there—damn, I wanted it to be #7).
6. Gilles Deleuze and Felix Guattari’s What is Philosophy?
7. A complementary pair of Irregular Choice shoes to ensure my continued patronage after my understandable disappointment over their selling smoking paraphernalia.
8. A box of books from Amazon.com.
9. Registered mail to advise me that I have been upgraded to Business class on my flight to London.
10. Missing parcel of maps from last year that I didn’t even realise was missing.