Ten Slightly Un-Celebrity Things About a Courtesy Toyota Starlet.

1. Its extreme smallness and insignificance. It does not stand out in a celebrity type fashion.
2. Its vulnerability between yourself and the world is no celebrity skin.
3. Its entertainment system is … well, non-existent.
4. Its boot does not have room for even the most conservative LV suitcase—maybe a make-up bag would fit, but need to have someone remove the detritus.
5. Its ability to park on a dime means that there is no large and ostentatious arrival which attracts the attention of media and paparazzi. It’s hard to tell from that sentence whether that is a good or a bad thing isn’t it?
6. It looks quite ridiculous with the small flags on either side of the bonnet and a motor cavalcade.
7. Red carpet frocks get caught in the doors and sweep mechanic’s guck up with their edges.
8. It’s a coupe: makes it a little awkward for hotel doormen.
9. Its broken door handle means both that it doesn’t live up to the perfection of the celebrity lifestyle (not the least of the reason it doesn’t however), and, that there is an ungraciousness in coming in through the passenger side.
10. Its lack of vanity mirror undermines everything vain about celebrity.

P.s: Thanks A——: Of course, one of the most celeb things about the Starlet is its name!!