Ten Crimes Which a Person Who Might Have Been Met Unfortuitously on the Road May Arguably Be Liable to Answer Charges For.

* Any resemblence to person, real or imagined, in this blog is purely coincidental. This is fiction.

1. Reckless driving.
2. DIU (of narcotics).
3. Running a red light (if we hadn’t have been in the way).
4. Driving an unregistered vehicle.
5. Driving a vehicle with false plates.
6. Driving uninsured.
7. Wearing three-quarter pants with socks.
8. Inconveniencing V—— and making him run around like crazy trying to get the vehicle fixed.
9. Ignoring police instructions to leave the vehicle at the scene of the accident.
10. Domestic with his girlfriend—which is why he was 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 8.