Ten OH&S Comments You Thought Would Never Be Necessary to Say to People, or, Albert, You Were Right: Life is Absurd.

1. Before you wear your new uniform, make sure you wash it.
2. Make sure a sixty tonne crane has the appropriate harnesses if you walk under it.
3. If you use it, clean it; if you mess it, clean it; if you spill it, clean it.
4. Wash your hands after you pee-pee and poo-poo.
5. Don't stand on a swivel chair to move something—the something you will move, otherwise, is you to the floor.
6. Stress shouldn't ever be under-rated, dismissed or ridiculed.
7. Don't bring your bugs to work.
8. Don't run with scissors.
9. Things that have been in the microwave may be hot. (I am yet to locate a 'cool' button on a microwave!)
10. Stay away from the tuna sandwiches.