Ten Trangia Recipes.

* Because she said it was so easy to come up with a list title, this and the next three lists are suggestions from B——. It's easy when you're removed. It's easy when this is one to four, not one-hundred-and-three to one-hundred-and-seven. Calm down chica. It's okay. And thanks B——: great ideas!

1. Penne Tomasca. Boil one bowl worth of pasta. Drain. Add one can of Italian herbs infused crushed tomatoes. Stir while over flame to heat. Eat.
2. Tuna and Corn Pasta. Boil one bowl of pasta. Add one can of tuna and one can of sweet corn. Stir while over flame to heat. Eat.
3. Porridge. Soak oats in water for a few minutes before putting over the flame. Boil to desired consistency. Add a couple of teaspoons of condensed milk, some nuts and some dried fruit cut up with a Swiss army knife. Eat.
4. Cheese and Mushroom Risotto. Boil water with a shake of Italian herbs. Add rice and cook until ready. Drain if needed. Add mushrooms and La Vache Qui Rit cheese. Stir. Eat.
5. Salami Hot Pot. Slice a red pepper into bit size pieces. Add to pot and dry saute for a few minutes. Add a spicy can of crushed tomatoes and a can of bean mix. Heat. Add sliced salami. Eat.
6. Chickpea Soup. Heat water. Add contents of packet of instant soup of your desired flavour (works well with a tomato type base). Stir. Add a can of chickpeas. Heat. Eat.
7. Bread and Butter pudding. Heat a small amount of water and add condensed milk to taste. When warm remove from heat. Add slices of buttered white bread until milk is soak into bread. Sprinkle with sugar if available. Use trangia flame to light a twig. use lighted twig to caramelise surface. Make sure twig flame is extinguished and does not cause a forest fire. Eat.
8. Chicken and Corn soup. Heat water. Add a packet of instant chicken and corn soup. Stir. Add a can of sweet corn. If able, dependent on availability and ability to transport on your given camping holiday, add the white of one egg and stir vigorously to get that streaky egg thing. Eat.
9. Sweet Stew. Heat water and add one carrot and one sweet potato. Boil until potato is soft. Drain. Return vegetables to heat. Add a can of mixed beans and some chopped processed meat, for example, salami, pre-cooked chicken breast. Heat. Eat.
10. Campaccino. Heat Water. Add condensed milk to taste. Add instant coffee to taste. Drink.