Ten Ikea Based Adventures.

1. Go out for a lovely and romantic dinner for two—sausage and mash for $3.95.
2. Lie on a bed with a friend in public—very voyeuristic and slightly kinky.
3. Sit at a kitchen table and Ikea your whole house.
4. See if you can find an English book on the shelves.
5. Try and work out if there is anything else you could fit into the world's smallest room.
6. Try on all the animal hats in the kiddie department and find a new best friend and traveling companion.
7. Build wardrobes on the computer.
8. fill in the card with all the things you fantasize about collecting in the stacks on the way out.
9. Self-check.
10. Mountain climb back down the stairs to the first floor.