Ten Questions Worth Asking.

1. When you sleep, where do your fingers go? (Thanks Cake).
2. Why is belly button lint blue? (Thanks V——).
3. If you had a science degree, would you become an astronaut or a Mythbusters scientist?
4. Kylie or Dannii? Or Sam or Dean? Or, for the older vampire lovers, Angel or Spike? For the newer, Edward or Jacob?
5. Why do Sandra Sully and Jennifer Kyte manage to keep their jobs despite the advance of age, but most other female broadcasters get processed pronto?
6. Why do we have to deal with other human beings?
7. Why do pineapples make your tongue hurt; and omelets make your teeth feel weird but not scrambled eggs?
8. Why do first class train seats all face backwards——it's not like that class goes faster, or has higher g-forces.
9. Why are you able to have pimples and wrinkles at the same time? They should be mutually exclusive.
10. Why did Bodhi have better eyelashes than me?