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Ten Newly Coined Euphemisms.

1. Borderline air bubble: fart.
2. I love large loads. But I do, there is something intriguing about them. I am talking about the truck processions that pass with flashing lights in the middle of the night, but, this could just as legitimately be about well endowed boys. 3. I dropped my shopping. This is a great tame way of saying 'I lost my shit!' as in losing the plot, not actually just misplacing some not-that-valuable items. I heard it on a documentary about living on your own for a week in Africa. I would drop my shopping, what with all the noises at night, and footprints around your tent.