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Ten Funny Things my Nieces and Nephews Have Said.

1. S—— came out of his room with a large colourful 'afro' wig on his head. B—— asked him why he was wearing my (Charlie's) hair.
2. D—— told S—— not to question her because she knew everything. Bad move. He replied with the valid question: If you know everything, why don't you know why the chicken crossed the road?
3. Mum, will I go to jail if I don’t take a wife. Someone has been paying a bit of attention in RE.
4. Some people have problems with addition. My nephew couldn’t understand why, he can add just fine. And they had even talked about it on the radio. Turned out it was ‘addiction’.