365 Top Ten Lists. This is my project for 2010.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

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Ten Ways to Annoy a Man at Breakfast.

1. Put everything behind three glass sliding doors which work in such a way that when someone opens one door, it blocks access for the other two and slows down the whole breakfast Congo line.
2. Make him a very weak latte.
3. Have breakfast with other people who hog, selfishly and without merit, the whole six slice toaster for two slices of toast.

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