365 Top Ten Lists. This is my project for 2010.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Under Construction ...

Ten 'It's as (blah) as a (blah in a blah blah on blah blah with a blah)'s

*Smile, its just a simile.

1. Coffee so strong and sturdy it'll float a nail. (Paraphrased from Travels with Charley, John Steinbeck).
2. His [member] was as hard as a math final. (Paraphrased from Deja Dead, Kathy Reichs).
3. The fish is so fresh the ocean is still dripping off its back. (Paraphrased from Deja Dead, Kathy Reichs).
4. No lentil soup for me, I'm as full as a foie gras goose. (B——, and no, it doesn't come up as a cliched google search so you can have creative credit.)

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