1. The 'Little Miss Oh's were not available in my size in NY, but they are on the net. I would have bought them anyway, and its silly to get just one pair and pay for that postage. Wanna see them? See: http://shop.irregularchoice.com/womens/product/2799/little-miss-oh.html They look stunning on, believe me.
2. Have you seen the new range? It is totally gorgeous! They are totally wild! Want an example? See: http://shop.irregularchoice.com/womens/product/2909/making-moves.html This particular pair is not currently on my wish-list. Things may change.
3. Four pairs of IC's are still cheaper than one pair of Jimmy Choo's or Manolo's, and, I think, four times as stunning.
4. I have people who rely on me to wear new shoes, that shock, regularly. I can't let these people down.
5. I am saving other people money. I have people interested in buying their own shoes. If we order them all together we save money on postage. I am the seed that grows the saving plant.
6. It makes me happy.
7. What else would I spend my money on. I don't want to lie around on it when I am buried. It smells funny. And to date I have no dependents. All you non-dependents don't get any ideas—I don't want to give it to you either. I'm not being stingy. You are all welcome to what is left over. There may be a good exchange rate when I buy.
8. Well, actually, it's five pairs. I need flats too. This isn't a justification—it's a misdirection.
9. If I don't buy IC shoes, they may go out of business and then I wouldn't be able to buy IC shoes. I'm important to the process.
10. My frequent custom reiterates to the company that it would be a good idea to have an IC shop in Melbourne. And of course Melbourne would be the best city in Australia because we are so much funkier than all the other cities. (And deadlier—but that's another story, and I dont care about my knickers, I want to die in good looking shoes.)
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