Ten Worst American Coffees and Their Relative Rating.

1.Filter Coffee, Room 1434, Comfort Inn, Lake Buena Vista, Orlando, FL. Tasted like they found their crustiest pipe to conduct the water.
2. Cafe Con Leche, Cuba Coffee stand, Key West, FL.
3. Machine Latte, Dunkin' Donuts stand in a petrol Station, Key Largo, FL.
4. Filter Coffee, on the road, Homestead to Satellite Beach, FL.
5. Vanilla Latte, Orbit Cafe, Kennedy Space Centre, Cape Canaveral, FL.
6. Filter Coffee, Orbit Cafe, Kennedy Space Centre, Cape Canaveral, FL.
7. Starbucks Latte, Cocoa Beach, FL. You expect at least middle-of-the-road from Starbucks, don't you?
8. Filter Coffee with Vanilla Coffe Mate, Truck Stop, road between Charleston and Washington D.C.. No more vanilla anything allowed!
9. Filter Coffee, Irish Channel Restaurant and Bar, Red Roof Inn Downtown, Washington, DC. All the grinds in the bottom of the cup make for a gritty last mouthful.
10. Latte, Healthy Food Cafe, 5th Av, opposite the Museum of Sex, NY. Expectations were super high. This coffee had a lot of work to do, and wasn't up to it.

Relative rating worst to least worst: 1, 2, 4, 8, 9, 3, 5, 7, 6, 10.