Ten 'Baldy' Insults from 'The Boy'—Even Though He Was the One who Shaved it to the Bone.

* Today I went bald for the cause—Leukemia. It's not too late if you still want to donate. I also wanted to see what my skull looked like. Now I know. Despite 'The Boy's' mum telling him not to pick on me about my hair, or lack there of, these are just ten of the insults I recieved today.

1. He grabbed me in a head lock, patted the top of my head and sang a la mode de Benny Hill.
2. 'C'mon on Kojak.'
3. 'Ghandi'.
4. 'Chrome dome'.
5. 'Mirror ball'.
6. 'Billiard ball—magic eight ball'.
7. 'I'll call you "your Holiness" from now on. We can get you those little cymbals. Hare, hare. Hare rama. Rama, Rama, Hare Krishna.' Accompanied by dancing down the street. Clarendon Street!
8. 'Here, lean over, I want to read my fortune.'
9. 'Can I shave your eyebrows? Then you'll really look like Uncle Fester.'
10. 'I can't decide whether you look more like Dr Evil or Dr No.'