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Ten Bonnie-isms. No, Make that B——-isms

* We're talking So You Think We Can Dance's Bonnie here. Her advice is cringe-worthy at the best of times. Each year it seems to get more painful. On commencing writing down her advice though, she has exacerbated her annoyingness by suddenly becoming less ridiculous. Stay posted—I am hoping she will revert.
** Bonnie must have been having a bad night when we came up with the Bonnie-isms list. Ever since then she has failed to perform with the same alacrity. I managed three of her -isms, but really the rest of what she says needs to be heard to be appreciated, and its hard to hear over your wishes that she would stop talking. The rest of the list is devoted to the hopefully more forthcoming B——-isms. If you can guess who I mean, please let me know if she makes an -ism in your presence. I'll add it to the list.

1. 'The growth is growing'. On Keiran's and Karly's progress in the competition.
2. 'Cougar. I thought, yeah, I like it. Ha ha ha.' On Ivy and Robby's sexual chemistry on stage.
3. 'You were dancing it as well.' On commenting that a dance had told a story. I thought the whole reason they were all there was to dance.