Ten Things to Do While Breastfeeding.

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1. Blog.
2. Read other blogs.
3. Watch videos on http://www.ted.com/.
4. Read books.
5. Watch TV.
6. Talk on the phone (be careful about revealing that you are breastfeeding at the time, some people may feel awkward).
7. Plan what to do when you finish the feed.
8. Eat (requires pre-planning or a helpful spouse, be careful not to let crumbs fall on the baby).
9. PFE's (other mothers will know what this means).
10. Sleep (but only if you are in bed and can trust yourself to keep the baby safe).

PFE's? Positive feeding exercises? Positive feeling energies? Putting food everywhere? And how on earth could you possibly sleep while someone with hard gums bites on your breast? Mmmm. Thank goodness for mothers—they let the rest of us enjoy care free lives while knowing someone will be working to pay our pensions later on.